Weather: After yesterday, when the grey cloud was made an example of, the skies are clear and shining blue today. It's the perfect weather for either a royal wedding, or fleeing the planet whilst pursued by local law enforcement.
Events:
TRAIN HEIST!!!
VAULT HEIST!!!
News: Normally only a once a week show, Hapes Masterclass is doing a daily show in the run up to the royal nuptials. And that includes the day of the wedding itself!
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"Good morning. And welcome to Hapes Masterclass. As always, I am your host, Quentain Travers the Third." The host said, smiling warmly, his voice nearly throbbing with upper-class emotion. "This is truly the crowning moment of my career. A royal wedding, full of grace and beauty and regal greatness. We at Hapes Masterclass hope to show you all of the best moments of the wedding, from the grand water ballet..."
a brief shot of a bunch of people in full court dress dancing about in the water
"-to the flight of the Bliz"
a brief shot of a bunch of fat birds
"-to the royal two-hundred and thirty two cannon salute"
a brief shot of a ridiculous number of lasers being fired wildly into the sky
"-a display of arms from the royal champion"
a brief shot of a man dressed in armor with the Hapan seal powerbombing some guy
"-and, of course, the arrival of the royal couple, we're certain that it's going to be a day full of grand surprises. Who knows what else might happen? We are only certain that it will reflect on the grace and splendour of our royal family forever."
He leaned closer, speaking almost conspiratorially into the camera. "Now, let's take a closer look, and see if we can catch anyone leaving anyone else's bedchamber. Wouldn't that be salaciously delightful!"