
Baron Longwhisker considered this. And the alcohol. It took a bit of time. He didn't drink it.
"The contents of my crate must remain secret. I can give you my word as a Chad Noble that nothing in it is hazardous." There was a brief pause. Baron Longwhisker coughed. "Additionally, you may scan for... whatever you wish. Explosives, chemicals, bad smells... as I said, whatever you wish. But the contents must remain unseen! Sacrosant! Anything else would violate the honor of the Longwhisker family!"